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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
“My mom…. she used to really like trees and wildflowers.”
OMFG NEZUMI SUDDENLY LOOKS REALLY SAD HERE.
THE MENTION OF MOTHERS AND NATURE… WHAT A SORE TOPIC FOR HIM. When Shion said that, it must have really made Nezumi feel some deep-rooted emotions.
AND THIS IS SUCH A SUBTLE…
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